October 23rd, 2010
NPR Jobs
If you do not want to get fired from NPR, do the following: Get arrested — Use a fake, photoshopped picture of Sarah Palin as a real photo on your news show — Express your opinion to close Guantanamo bay (if you say it should stay open, you could be fired) — Wish that a Senator you disagree with gets AIDS — Imply that someone you disagree with is crazy and needs to speak with his/her psychiatrist. This can all be used to KEEP your NPR job!

